Well now it seems that Rosses Point is in Ireland. Couldn’t find Rosses Shaft so can only assume the point is limply looking for something to do. In the next sign the plonker reckons the second town name is a verb … Lynda is still confused. So found a MegalithicContinue Reading

Okay .. now in Dublin and that bloody plonker wants to go to another @#@$%^&* museum. Something to do with a bloody old bible ( Book of Kells ) and a drafty old library used by Harry Potter. Okay enough of the culture let’s get into the real reason peopleContinue Reading

There was a young Tarrant from Devizes Who’s balls were of different sizes The one that was small Was of no use at all But the other one won many prizes And that plonkettes is an example of a ??????? Yes a Limerick Such a cultured place that the plonkerContinue Reading

So this is Blarney Castle home to the Blarney Stone. Remember to ask the plonker about the stripped rock at the base of the castle … it’s a crap shot really. So the Blarney Stone is at the top of the castle. We all know Lynda is scared of heightsContinue Reading