The plonker needed a hat so he got one with a kiwi on it cause he was a kiwi in Rarotonga. What an intellectually challenged doofus he is. After hooking a marlin with spawny tart and two others from the wedding group then loosing it at the boat he shouldContinue Reading
Landed at 2:30 found the hotel at 4:30. The taxis driver gave us the standard tour around Paris to our hotel. Hence the few undercover photos of Paris’s more unknown tourist attractions. At 6:30 pm we ventured into the heart of the beast “Le Metro”. If it wasnt for theContinue Reading
Oui Oui mon amies Inspector Clouseau failed and I got in without even the whiff of a rubber glove. I think the 34 hours travelling without having a shower gave me that european sheikh unkempt look and aroma which confused them greatlyContinue Reading
So not long after I was liberated, the tart and the plonker (TP) decided to do an overseas trip. The tart couldn’t decide where to go so the plonker decided he wanted to do Route 66. @ $6000 to rent a Ford Mustang Convertible there were a few compromises toContinue Reading
