Well now it seems that Rosses Point is in Ireland. Couldn’t find Rosses Shaft so can only assume the point is limply looking for something to do. In the next sign the plonker reckons the second town name is a verb … Lynda is still confused. So found a MegalithicContinue Reading

Okay .. now in Dublin and that bloody plonker wants to go to another @#@$%^&* museum. Something to do with a bloody old bible ( Book of Kells ) and a drafty old library used by Harry Potter. Okay enough of the culture let’s get into the real reason peopleContinue Reading

There was a young Tarrant from Devizes Who’s balls were of different sizes The one that was small Was of no use at all But the other one won many prizes And that plonkettes is an example of a ??????? Yes a Limerick Such a cultured place that the plonkerContinue Reading

So this is Blarney Castle home to the Blarney Stone. Remember to ask the plonker about the stripped rock at the base of the castle … it’s a crap shot really. So the Blarney Stone is at the top of the castle. We all know Lynda is scared of heightsContinue Reading

The Italian Rivera. Okay avoid this place like the plague. Las Vegas is less ruthless in screwing the last dollar out of you. Most of the beaches are leased or privately owned so you have to pay for a deck chair or changing room or both. Driving along the shoreContinue Reading

Another walled medieval town/city. The plonker reckons it needs to be fortified to keep No 1 son away from the chocolate fountain. Then we found some leaning tower and its two associated buildings. I tried to kicked the b@$!&@^$ over but there were too many prat tourists taking photos ofContinue Reading

The guide said check out this hilltop town and the Tuscany countryside. Well F@&^% %^ #$%^! If it didn’t rain and make things miserable. First 4 pic’s show total lack of pic taking ability. So then I left the hotel and laughed at how some prat had parked his Smartcar.Continue Reading

Leaving Rome for Florence. After putting me through the wash that #$%^& Lynda makes me sniff the daisies for a photo, Then she took some video of the Rome road rats (scooters). Will have to post that separately After a few wicked hairpins down a little hill range there appearsContinue Reading