So not long after I was liberated, the tart and the plonker (TP) decided to do an overseas trip. The tart couldn’t decide where to go so the plonker decided he wanted to do Route 66. @ $6000 to rent a Ford Mustang Convertible there were a few compromises toContinue Reading
The plonker needed a hat so he got one with a kiwi on it cause he was a kiwi in Rarotonga. What an intellectually challenged doofus he is. After hooking a marlin with spawny tart and two others from the wedding group then loosing it at the boat he shouldContinue Reading
Well the tarts little brother decided to get married so that @%$#*#% up this years trip and its off to the Cook Islands for a Nov 2019 wedding. The plonker is plotting a trip before the wedding in the hope that he can sleep through the family crap. Unfortunately CanadaContinue Reading
Okay … heaps of other images but “Long Island Ice Teas” List DaysContinue Reading
Well now it seems that Rosses Point is in Ireland. Couldn’t find Rosses Shaft so can only assume the point is limply looking for something to do. In the next sign the plonker reckons the second town name is a verb … Lynda is still confused. So found a MegalithicContinue Reading
Okay .. now in Dublin and that bloody plonker wants to go to another @#@$%^&* museum. Something to do with a bloody old bible ( Book of Kells ) and a drafty old library used by Harry Potter. Okay enough of the culture let’s get into the real reason peopleContinue Reading
There was a young Tarrant from Devizes Who’s balls were of different sizes The one that was small Was of no use at all But the other one won many prizes And that plonkettes is an example of a ??????? Yes a Limerick Such a cultured place that the plonkerContinue Reading
