Sort it out Yourself – winners (plonkers)
The Italian Rivera. Okay avoid this place like the plague. Las Vegas is less ruthless in screwing the last dollar out of you. Most of the beaches are leased or privately owned so you have to pay for a deck chair or changing room or both. Driving along the shoreContinue Reading
Another walled medieval town/city. The plonker reckons it needs to be fortified to keep No 1 son away from the chocolate fountain. Then we found some leaning tower and its two associated buildings. I tried to kicked the b@$!&@^$ over but there were too many prat tourists taking photos ofContinue Reading
The guide said check out this hilltop town and the Tuscany countryside. Well F@&^% %^ #$%^! If it didn’t rain and make things miserable. First 4 pic’s show total lack of pic taking ability. So then I left the hotel and laughed at how some prat had parked his Smartcar.Continue Reading
Leaving Rome for Florence. After putting me through the wash that #$%^& Lynda makes me sniff the daisies for a photo, Then she took some video of the Rome road rats (scooters). Will have to post that separately After a few wicked hairpins down a little hill range there appearsContinue Reading
So this is Downing Street… now closed to the public cause the biggest Knob in the land lives here. Well watch me use that tart Lynda as a decoy. Oh crap spotted, oh no moving back through the gates. In the poo now next thing you know I will beContinue Reading
Okay not gonna bore you with touristy pic’s of Rome. But here it goes Pic 2 – 3 The Coliseum … do it but it’s a let down … now if they sacrificed the fascist govt tour board employees that do the ticketing etc then it could be a goodContinue Reading
On the road to Rome and Ruin. OMG another hill top walled city, they all start to look the same after a while. Get to Rome and some fundamentals ie washing clothes have to be attended to. Then that bloody biatch Lynda put me in the machine as well…. IContinue Reading
Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel.Continue Reading
Another day of bloody church’s and castles on hill tops. A testament to man’s ability to rape and pillage his neighbour over the ages. Ohhh that was pretty deep, better lay of the bourbons Grevious. Any hoooow, found some mosaic’s dated 5-6 AD, nearly as old as the plonker’s mother.Continue Reading
Okay a full day in Venice. Not going to mention those f@$#^& gondolas. Started of the day by finding a bike for Lardy and Matt. Name on the crossbar says it all. Art in Venice “Kiss my Arse” Tried to get some culture in Venice and cross some cultural boundariesContinue Reading
