Piss on a Panda
2015-05-27
Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel.Continue Reading
Day 10 – Venice to Assisi
2015-05-26
Another day of bloody church’s and castles on hill tops. A testament to man’s ability to rape and pillage his neighbour over the ages. Ohhh that was pretty deep, better lay of the bourbons Grevious. Any hoooow, found some mosaic’s dated 5-6 AD, nearly as old as the plonker’s mother.Continue Reading
Day 9 – Venice
2015-05-25
Okay a full day in Venice. Not going to mention those f@$#^& gondolas. Started of the day by finding a bike for Lardy and Matt. Name on the crossbar says it all. Art in Venice “Kiss my Arse” Tried to get some culture in Venice and cross some cultural boundariesContinue Reading
Day 8 – Milan to Venice
2015-05-22
The bastards wouldn’t let me out today, a travelling day they said with the usual hill with either a castle or church on top of it. Discovered toll roads in Italy and the relief from a roundabout very 2-3 kilometers. Two photos of a castle and walls, village apartments areContinue Reading
Day 7 – Lucerne to Milan
2015-05-19
After taking a photo of some poncey castle in Lucerne it was of to Milan via the Swiss Alps. Nice green country side with a bit of rain then WTF in 20 minutes it was all white and the plonker was driving through a snow storm. Lynda got a videoContinue Reading
Day 6 – Strasbourg to Lucerne
2015-05-16
Day 6 – Strasbourg to Lucerne Off to Lucerne today, the plonker has convinced Lynda that Freiburg in Germany was an entrance to the Black Forest (Don’t know why he was counting countries) Discovered some allotments on the on the way to Colmar and ran into a kids fair atContinue Reading
Day 5 – Paris to Strasbourg
2015-05-16
The plonker managed to score a new rental car ( 2000 km ) and a diesel to boot the cheap bas@#$d. Long boring trip for moi. Plonker tried to hang me on the Nancy city sign but wasn’t having a bar of that “Nancy Boy” can hang himself on aContinue Reading
they will pay
2015-05-14
Woke up to find that Lynda and the plonker had left without me. Checked the photos and am really mad now. Seems they went to Bastille and had lunch and checked out Hotel Scully ( far to many photos) then caught the Metro to Republic Square. Then to Champs ElyseeContinue Reading
Paris
2015-05-11
That plonker that Lynda lets hang around left his wallet open. Quick smart things got very Oui Oui bad. Then the plonker caught up with me and made me go for a job interview. The utter Bast@#$.Continue Reading
Okay Day One in Paris
2015-05-10
Landed at 2:30 found the hotel at 4:30. The taxis driver gave us the standard tour around Paris to our hotel. Hence the few undercover photos of Paris’s more unknown tourist attractions. At 6:30 pm we ventured into the heart of the beast “Le Metro”. If it wasnt for theContinue Reading
